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| Jon just can't tell me that Fringe is not a ripoff of the X-Files. |
[08 Nov 2009|07:49pm] |
Not after the promo I just saw for the next Fringe where some guy "makes" other people do things (including having a cop fall backwards off the top of some garage roof or some shit)...with the power of his mind.
This is a complete and blatant ripoff of the "Pusher" episodes (my FAVORITE X-Files eps).
RIP. OFF.
RIPOFF.
RIPOFF.
RIPOFF!!!
Can I get an AMEN from Daniella/MommyOf2Girls???
Die, J.J. Abrams. Just die already.
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| Writer's Block: Take the pain away |
[24 Oct 2009|04:17am] |
Actually, I have a few people like this that I would like nothing other than to see shoot themselves in the head. One of them I was thinking about today, unfortunately; a greedy, possessive, abusive fuckwit.
As for the others, no, haven't confronted them. Yet. Some I can't out of lost touch (dunno where to find them).
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| Give me a FUCKING break. REALLY NOW. |
[23 Oct 2009|06:30pm] |
I haven't really read nor taken seriously anything from HuffPo when it was very clear that last year they became the worst of the worst Obama-ass-licking morons in the blogosphere. But this post takes the cake THIS year as fucking MORONIC (thanks for the tip, Gynocide).
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/disgrasian/racist-halloween-costumes_b_330853.html
I know, I know. All of that fluffy furry goodness kinda mitigates the inappropriateness of these costumes, but try to remember that if you saw a human wearing any one of these get-ups on Halloween, you'd probably die a little death. So are they really any better on a dog? My gut says "no."
Racist? You think a human dressing up as a geisha or pimp for Halloween would make you "probably die a little death"? Holy fuck on a stick, it's "disgrasians" (how apropos) like this that make me HATE one half of myself very, very verily. Fuck you, you bunch of lefty PC retards from Hell. While you fucking sit there are bitch and moan about how RACIST!!11111111 it is to dress a dog up in a pretty asian silk jacket, you're ignoring the REAL racism that's out there, particularly the fucknutted Keith Bardwell (no, I'm sure there's a post at HuffPo about it...there is no end to the rampant ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) paft-like bitchery about RACISM EVERYWHERE on HuffPo).
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| I told you, the fucking Kool Aid is still strong in the world. (Political.) |
[09 Oct 2009|09:35am] |
I have but one thing to say about it:
It's just another thing in the long list of things that he got handed (out of peoples' misplaced guilt) but never earned.
Got handed a whole shitload of peoples' hard-earned/lobbied bills in Chicago--check.
Got handed a whole bunch of passes for stupid shit he said/was never held accountable for--check.
Got handed a whole bunch of passes for stupid assholes he hung out with--check.
Got handed a whole shitload of Super Deez by threats and strongarming by psycho Dems--check.
Got handed the rest of the Deez at the convention by threats and strongarming by psycho Dems--check.
The guy SHOULD quit and become head of a corporation (like the car companies he butted into)--he could probably convince every man, woman, child and dog to buy one of his cars. They'd hand him their check. Check.
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| P.S. From yesterday: |
[02 Oct 2009|06:27am] |
Since illiterate Jon is still being a major douchebag, here's an idea:
TLC ought to move Kate & the litter to a new house that is in her name only (and can be made into an exact replica of the jointly owned house, if need be), get a restraining order on the fucktard and keep on filming.
Because that's what I would do, if I was TLC & Co.
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| I rarely comment about it. |
[01 Oct 2009|01:51pm] |
I'm sick of hearing about Jon and Kate.
I've always thought they were gross people. Both of them. Kate's a bitch, Jon's (was) a henpecked idiot. But then Jon became a complete and total douchebag, whoring around with all of those younger women and leaving behind his litter with his bitchy wife. Which I wouldn't blame him for, EXCEPT that instead of taking time off and laying low and relaxing, he behaved like a 17-year-old ghetto ASSHOLE, schmoozing it up with Christian Audigier/Ed Hardy and all of that crap (which basically ruined Ed Hardy for me--something that even *Kevin Federline* could not do!).
Finally, of late, TLC did the RIGHT thing and dumped Jon once he said he was saying "TOODLES!" and renamed the show Kate Plus 8. But now, all of a sudden, Jon realized that he's about to lose his gravy train (along with his literal shirts) and is siccing his lawyer onto TLC.
I have just a couple of things to say about that.
GROW THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON.
GET A JOB. GO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR HALF-RETARDED LOOKING CHILDREN, AND IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO AND OPT TO FUCK TEENAGERS, THEN LET KATE GO/LET HER HAVE TLC'S MONEY SO *SHE* CAN SOMEHOW TAKE CARE OF THAT LITTER YOU LEFT HER WITH.
*seethes*
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| Thoughts on the Crazy Mouse Guy who killed Annie Le. |
[17 Sep 2009|08:41pm] |
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If he'd only realized that mice get stressed when you over-clean their cages (unless these were completely different types of mice than the ones I've had...they probably were, but whatev).
In the latest reports, cops are saying that this isn't a case of unrequited love, but there was something *there*, lest his snaggle-toothed girlfriend needn't had to defend him in her MySpace blog last year.
In How to Ruin Peoples' Lives in 28 Pictures, the captioning says on one of them that Ray-ray's relatives--including snaggle-toothed girlfriend--who worked in the same lab, didn't show up for work this past Tuesday, which makes me wonder just how much THEY knew about what had transpired between Mr. Control Freak and Annie Le...particularly since Ray-ray and Snaggletooth were seen hightailing it (or trying to) on Sunday, the day Le's body was found.
And if they DID know, then they need to be arrested too.
Sigh. When Animal Lovers Stupid Pet Owners Attack. Apparently they kept a pittie locked up in a crate in their apartment where it howled all day and their apartment "smelled of animals". Just wonderful.
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[16 Sep 2009|11:01pm] |
Henry Gibson was in Big Stan. His character "Shorts" mirrored that of the late, great James Whitmore's "Brooks Hatlen" from The Shawshank Redemption. Just sayin'.
That makes two Big Stan actors (Carradine was the other one) who've kicked it this year. Watch out, Rob Schneider, for that Curse of Threes.
FTR, as stupid as Big Stan looked in the previews (re: all of the ass rape stuff), I liked it.
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[14 Sep 2009|05:32pm] |
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze. Miss Vida!
(I keep forgetting that he was in one of my favorite drag queen/tranny movies...even though it was a slight rip of Priscilla, I still love To Wong Foo and will watch it anytime, anywhere.)
We all knew it was comin'. Maybe if he JUST quit smoking he might've had a couple of more months. But whatev. He's in a better place now. Maybe.
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| Writer's Block: My Dream Job |
[14 Sep 2009|04:57pm] |
I have my dream job, if I want it. I do like graphic design and I'm good at it. It's just a matter of finding clients and competing with the world of shitty graphic designers that some idiotic people are starting to choose from those insidious "crowdsourcing" contests--contests that I did participate in before because it WAS easy money when people who had any semblance of aesthetic taste chose what was best (and didn't choose such crappy designers [or designers who would just download and rip off other designers' works] who will remain unnamed). It's a big, fat waste of time when you do spec work and that happens.
That said, I still need to work on fixing Kif if I'm going to DO Marilyn's "work" she would like me to do. I'm still on Sydney right now. I have to see if I can get Kif to work without the Blue Screen of Death. I've yet to reconnect him up; I might have to suck it up and work in Safe Mode and run ComboFix again, which is some kind of serious program stuff. I will have to look up how I ran ComboFix before on Kif (because it's some weird "YOU MUST RE-DOWNLOAD IT, RUN IT JUST LIKE THIS OR YOUR COMPUTER MIGHT DIE!111" type of thing.
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| Lemme tell ya sumthin' about music. |
[14 Sep 2009|05:19am] |
I hate modern music. I want to stab the asshole who invented the vox and other computer-generated crap that producers layer onto girls' vocals in all music these days. I can't stand Britney Spears because of that (sorry, HeartBeatFast). I can't stand MOST of the damned American Idol idiots who can barely sing, including Kelly Clarkson. I miss the old days of instruments + vocals = music (I guess I'm just really, really old).
That said, I have a new respect for Kelly Clarkson with what she wrote in her blog about Westgate.
"Dear Kanye, what happened to you as a child??" Clarkson wrote. "Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like sh--. I mean, I've seen you do some pretty sh---y things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, a--hole ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my a--hole ex that cheated on me over you ... which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a Moonman that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
"I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won, and I was excited for her ... so why can't you be??" the letter continued. "I'm not even mad at you for being an a--hole ... I just pity you because you're a sad human being. On a side note, Beyoncé has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!! Taylor Swift, you outsell him ... that's why he's bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
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| A day without cats? Fuck that noise. |
[09 Sep 2009|11:42am] |
I don't know who the fuck came up with the idea that 9/9/09 should be a day without cats on the internet, but whoever it was needs to die in a fire. They apparently got CuteOverload to go along with it. What the fuck? What's with the cat hate?
Before I even knew of the Day Without Cats, I picked up Chudley from his spot in the kitchen and brought him over here onto my lap in front of the computer. Chudley has been lacking in love lately because of the dogs; poor little (big fatty) guy is always being chased by Buddy or Jeckle. He's here in my lap now as he was pre-dog, sitting in my lap, shedding like crazy and gazing up at me, pawing at my face. I told him that he was lovely and that we still love him as much as we did the first time we held him, his tiny body the same size as his head is now. He licked my shoulder and look like he wants to fall asleep.
Fuck the Day Without Cats!
P.S. I'd never heard of the site Urlesque until I browsed all of Google's 17 news articles about their "event" (FAIL). And some of those links are anti-anti-cat day, LOL! GOOD. Let's all declare 9/9/9 and forthcoming 9/9s to be INTERNET CAT HOLIDAY!
P.P.S. I think I'll probably always be a cat person. I adore my dogs, of course anyone who knows me knows that, but some day I will probably be confined to the house/bed permanently and I won't be able to walk the dogs the way I do now. Cats don't need to be walked...and are pretty much self-sufficient from when they are tiny babies (they instinctively know where to pee and poop, thank the Lord). And I was reminded this morning that Chudley has never marked, peed or pooped where he wasn't supposed to (whereas all of our other three cats have; Chester because he's a bastard, Boo because the box isn't to her satisfaction and Poot right now because he's getting senile/old). Chudley is a very, very good kitty like that. <333
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| I don't know why she would ban me from her LJ. |
[06 Sep 2009|03:22am] |
Maybe she did it before she sent her apology. But I can't even reply to her because she doesn't take messages. So, this is for queenspyre, who sent a very mature apology to me after a huge wank she created in the dogsintraining community last week.
Thank you. This is very mature of you.
Though I have to admit, I LOLed at your "my frontal lobe hasn't developed!!!!11" comment because I am always telling people about the science of the body (well, human and non-human ;) ) and how humans' frontal lobes don't really stop developing until around the age of 25 and that's my reasoning for being such an asshole and wanting to raise the voting age ( ;D ) and other things that require a brain that isn't prone to impulsiveness.
I won't argue about the dog stuff right now either, but I do encourage you to read that book (well, when it comes out) that I mentioned as a primer on cognitive ethology (I'm juuuust about finished with it and have come to the conclusion that it's a great starter book on the cog. ethology of dogs, but NOT a definitive tome on the subject; I wish she had gone into MORE detail re: certain scientific studies instead of glossing over anecdotes and a small handful of studies). The book was called Inside of a Dog by Alexandra Horowitz and it comes out Sept. 15th. But you can also Google (or look up on Amazon) the term "cognitive ethology" and "dogs" (apart or together) to get a feel of what's out there. I believe in positive+ training without ANY kind of physical punishment, and have been able to successful rehabilitate psychologically damaged rescue dogs that way, with the positive methods and knowledge about dog cognition/ethology.
Good luck and yeah, I'm sure we'll run into each other. ;)
John
I doubt she'd see this unless I friended her, but... >_____>
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| I still like Wittgenstein. |
[04 Sep 2009|07:12pm] |
| Which philosopher are you? Your Result: Sartre/Camus (late existentialists) The world is absurd. No facts govern it. We live well once we truly accept the world's absurdity. YOU give our life's meaning, and YOU control your world.
(see Nietzsche for very closely tied beliefs)
--This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer. | | W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein | | | Early Wittgenstein / Positivists | | | Nietzsche | | | Aristotle | | | Immanuel Kant | | | Plato (strict rationalists) | | Which philosopher are you?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
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[04 Sep 2009|10:18am] |
I'm glad I haven't seen those insidious, misleading, bullshit High Fructose Corn Syrup ads from the corn industry in a while. But while looking up the movie King Corn (trying to see if it's online somewhere, because I think it's an important documentary for anyone to see, including pet owners), I found this spoof.
Like WHOA, LOL.
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